Read The Ballad Of John And Yoko Song Lyrics by The Beatles
The Ballad Of John And Yoko
Standing at the dock at Southempton
Trying to get Holland or France
The man in the 'Mac' said "You're got to go back
You know they didn't even give us a chance"
Christ,you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
They're going to crucify me
Finally made the plane into Paris
Honey morning down by the Saine
Peter Brown called to say "You can make it O.K.''
You can married in Gibraltar near Spane"
Christ,you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
They're going to crucify me
Drove from Paris to the Amsterdam Hilton
Talking in our beds for a week
The newspapers said "What you're doing in bed"
I said "We only try to get us some peace"
Christ you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
They're going to crucify me
Saving up your money for a rainy day
Giving all your clothers to charity
Last night the wife said "Oh boy when you're dead
You don't take nothing with you but your soul - think"
Made a lighting trip to Vienna
Eating chocolate cake in a bed
The newspapers said "She's gone to his head
They looked just like two gurus in drag"
Christ you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
They're going to crucify me
Caught the early plane back to London
Fifty acorns tied in a sack
The men from the press said "We wish you success
It's good to have the both of you back"
Christ you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
They're going to crucify me