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Band / Musician Name: Frank Zappa
Album Name: Broadway The Hard Way
Song Name: WHAT KIND OF GIRL?
Read WHAT KIND OF GIRL? Song Lyrics by Frank Zappa
WHAT KIND OF GIRL?
What's a girl like you
Doin' in a Motel like this?
"I left my place after midnight,
When I first got the call...
The escort service I work for
Said you wanted it ALL!"
Well, you came to the right place -- this is it!
I got the most sanctified johnson in all 'o Louisiana!
No shit!
"How true that is!"
How true, indeed Llama!
"The other whores at the service said
You helped fulfull their need!
I like to get right down...
Do you like to get right down too?"
Well, what did you have in mind?
"Well, I get off being spoo-ed upon
By hypocritical TV Evangelists
With close ties to the Republican Party,
While Ed Meese wipes his ass
On the U.S. Constitution, screamin'...
'I don't think so --
can't remember --
I just could never do that --'"
That gets me so hot I could scream:
'Can't remember: don't remember who...
Wrote the memo, or to whom it's to...'
Your escort service is real far-out 'n groovy --
Ever been to the Texas Motel?
Let me take you dow-how-how-how-how-how-hownnnnn!
Magic Jesus by the bed,
Wall mounted TV screen,
My church plugged into the gravy train,
And Reagan keeps me clean!
What kind of girl?
What kind of girl would suck his rod?
What kind of girl?
What kind of girl would suck his rod?
(A lazy prostitute!)
We wouldn't blow you just because you know "GOD"!
What kind of girl?
What kind of girl would suck his rod?
This unfortunate little vixen wouldn't let just ANYBODY
Spoo all over her lap --
She wants an ignorant Cracker Evangelist
Who's reciting all that crapp...
What's a girl like you
Doin' in a Motel like this?
"I left my place after midnight,
When I first got the call...
The escort service I work for
Said you wanted it ALL!"
Well, you came to the right place -- this is it!
I got the most sanctified johnson in all 'o Louisiana!
No shit!
"How true that is!"
How true, indeed Llama!
"The other whores at the service said
You helped fulfull their need!
I like to get right down...
Do you like to get right down too?"
Well, what did you have in mind?
"Well, I get off being spoo-ed upon
By hypocritical TV Evangelists
With close ties to the Republican Party,
While Ed Meese wipes his ass
On the U.S. Constitution, screamin'...
'I don't think so --
can't remember --
I just could never do that --'"
That gets me so hot I could scream:
'Can't remember: don't remember who...
Wrote the memo, or to whom it's to...'
Your escort service is real far-out 'n groovy --
Ever been to the Texas Motel?
Let me take you dow-how-how-how-how-how-hownnnnn!
Magic Jesus by the bed,
Wall mounted TV screen,
My church plugged into the gravy train,
And Reagan keeps me clean!
What kind of girl?
What kind of girl would suck his rod?
What kind of girl?
What kind of girl would suck his rod?
(A lazy prostitute!)
We wouldn't blow you just because you know "GOD"!
What kind of girl?
What kind of girl would suck his rod?
This unfortunate little vixen wouldn't let just ANYBODY
Spoo all over her lap --
She wants an ignorant Cracker Evangelist
Who's reciting all that crapp...
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